DeZeven Guest House | Banhoek Valley
Let me be perfectly clear: DeZeven is not just a place to stay; it’s an experience that recalibrates your soul. From the moment you arrive, something magical happens. It’s the kind of place that forces you to put your phone down and be completely consumed by the staggering natural beauty of your surroundings. The only notifications you’ll get are from the sun telling you it’s time for a swim and the mountains signalling the hour for a glass of wine.
The Honour Bar: Trust Redefined
Speaking of wine, the heart of the guest house is its amazing and welcoming bar area. This isn’t your typical hotel bar; it’s a beautifully curated space that works on a trust system. Help yourself to world-class local wines and delicious snacks, jot it down in the ledger, and simply relax. And trust me, it works. It sets a tone of pure, unadulterated trust and luxury that permeates the entire stay.
Views That Take Your Breath Away
Every single angle of this property offers a different, breathtaking postcard view of the Banhoek Valley and the Hellshoogte mountains. The design is a masterclass in style: think modern elegance meets industrial chic. The common areas are a dream of relaxing spaces with crackling fireplaces and stacks of wood, giving you the cosy feeling of a luxury log cabin in the woods of Canada, but with a skyline that is uniquely and magnificently South African.
A Pool Area That Comes Correct
Now, a very big make or break for any establishment has always been the pool area. DeZeven does not disappoint. In fact, it doesn’t just not disappoint—it comes correct. The stunning rim-flow pool seems to pour into the valley below, surrounded by sculptures, a beautiful wooden deck, and sun loungers that beg for afternoon cocktails and long, meandering conversations. The view is nothing short of cinematic.
From Mountain Retreat to Manhattan Penthouse
And then there’s the contrast. Walking from the raw, natural beauty of the pool deck into your room is a jaw-dropping experience. It’s like stepping from a mountain retreat into a meticulously planned Manhattan exposed-brick penthouse. Soaring high ceilings, a sumptuous leather couch, and a minimalist design ethos make it feel like every single object, every piece of furniture, was handpicked to be perfect. Because, you quickly realise, it was.
The standout? A dedicated “cuddle corner” with drop-dead views that you will never want to leave, and a shower so vast you could fit ten rugby players and all their opinions in it.
Final Verdict
DeZeven is more than a guest house; it’s a destination. It’s a lesson in exquisite design, unparalleled hospitality, and remembering what it feels like to be truly present. We will be dreaming of our return until we are back.
Would I recommend? Without hesitation. This is what luxury hospitality should be.
Perfect for: Romantic getaways, digital detox retreats, anyone seeking authentic South African wine country luxury
🍽️ Savour gourmet charcuterie boards
🍷 Sip award-winning Franschhoek & Stellenbosch wines
🚶♂️ Explore scenic Jongenskloof hiking trails
🏊 Relax by the pool with stunning mountain vistas
Perfect for romantic getaways or family retreats—every moment at De Zeven is pure magic. 💫
Images supplied and words written by Johann Hauptfleisch
